The Uplate Game Show With Hotdogs

Not long after Hotdogs was evicted from the Big Brother house, he signed a deal with Network Ten for his own show. The show, “The Uplate Game Show” would take the place of “Big Brother Uplate” that was hosted by Mike Goldman.

While Big Brother was running, Uplate with Mike Goldman worked. He would talk about the day that just passed, show snippets of what happened during the day and live feeds from the house. While that was going on, there were also little brain teaser type games being played – an anagram game for instance.

This however, is in stark contrast to The Uplate Game Show. One of the primary reasons it worked with Mike Goldman, was the audience were watching to find out about the craze that is Big Brother. Unfortunately for Hotdogs, he doesn’t have any of that – which leaves him with pointless games and his lack luster hosting ability.

The last couple of times I’ve seen it before going to bed, he is calling people that have registered on his list. Problem is, the show is that boring that once they register they don’t watch it again. Last night again, he called three people who were in bed, the call went something like this (my emphasis and paraphrasing):

Hotdogs: HI!!!!, this is Hotdogs from the Uplate Game show!!!11one
Them: umm, heelllloo.. who is it again..?
Hotdogs: Its Hotdogs!!!!11one, did you register on the Uplate Game Show list????
Them: umm, sorry.. you’ll have to speak a little slower
Hotdogs: The Uplate Game Show, did you register???
Them: umm, no I didn’t.. maybe it was my daughter but she has been in bed for 3 hours already
Hotdogs: well I guess I don’t get to give away a prize tonight then
Them: nope, sorry.

If that isn’t bad enough, imagine the worst TV host you can. Now imagine them on TV for an hour and a half a night, with absolutely no content to discuss at all. It isn’t an entertainment show, he doesn’t discuss any current events at all – its just him, his Uplate list (that no one is awake for), the crap games and him babbling for the whole thing repeating himself over and over.

I can’t believe that the show is on TV, it is appalling.

308 thoughts on “The Uplate Game Show With Hotdogs

  1. Oh ok thanks al,

    So whats happening with the show, since its been taken off as of recent when i looked in the paper, for BB Uplate, so is it just taken off temporarily while BB is on?

  2. No, it’s taken off forever, unless they ask Hotdogs to come back.

    HD was talking about how he’s not coming back unless everyone writes to channel 10.

    And I’m pretty sure being inundated with letters like “OMFGZ LET HOTDGOZ CUM BAK MOMG I MIS HIM” isn’t going to make channel 10 rush to put him back.

  3. I am pretty sure the show is just off air while BB is on…. And Hotdogs did so not get fired on air the other night ya loser…. what show were you watching???

  4. . . . . great now what do i watch at 12:30, i think ill begin reading over watching big brother uplate, reading the whole encyclopedia

  5. ………..yep………………nothing to watch

    waht will hotdogs do now?

    miss yooh hotdogs =[

  6. My two girlfriends and I hung out with hotdogs and his mates last night. We LOVE you hotdogs we think your the HOTTEST BABE ever.

  7. WTF his gameshow is over, it was over like 2 months ago why the fuck are people still talking about it? Anyway on to the more important stuff like what can we put inplace of BB uplate, cause it is always so boring; if anyone has connections at channel TEN please let me know cause i would like to suggest something better. I also think that we should get BB canceled they have been milking it for years now and im just over it. A lot of my friends would agree – by alot i mean all of them – anything would be better then the 7pm show even old sienfeld repeats, i would love to see some of those again.

  8. hotdogs rox….
    i loved him in the house him and Vesna were my favs
    if ya gonna keep dissin him then y watch the show but there are ppl that do like hotdogs and his show…
    and who are u to call him gay when you dont even kno anything about him except that he was in bb…
    SO KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK HOTDOGS COZ I THINK UR SEXY AND YOU ROCK….
    YOU AND VESNA WOULD MAKE A GOOD COUPLE…….
    lUV LA XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
    CAN U SEND ME A SIGNATURE COZ I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!

  9. OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!

    SRY FOR MUNTHS LATE REPLY BUT JANE! JANE! JANE!

    OMG HOWD YOU GET TO GO OUT WITH HOTDOGS!

    GIMME YOUR MSN OMG!

    HO[E YOU REPLY TO THIS REAL SOOON!

    GIMME HOTDOGS’ PHONE NOMBERS! ILL LPVE YO IF YOU DO!

  10. I think its great how you all love hotdogs, a man with such class. Clearly that dosent bother any of you as you all have time to comment on here. People get a life, yeah the show was alright but there are way better things on, like scrubs. Now that is a real show.

    NINJA

  11. NEVER!!! I WANT HOTDOGS’ UP;ATE GAMESHOW AND I WANT IT NOW!!! OMFG

    I NEED HOTDOGS BACK IN MY UPLATE NIGHTS!

    IM SO DEPRESSED WITHOUT…I CONTEPLATED SUICIDE ALOT!!! CHANNLE 10 PLEASE PUT HOTDOGS BACK ON

  12. dude reply. Hi we meet up with HOTDOGS at a bar in toorak road that is the name of a very fast car. He really wasnt that hard to pick up I’m sure if you want him as much as you say you can track him down and sleep with him as well. But he did say he was sick of being treated like a piece of meat. Some of his mates are hot to so maybe you could settle for one of them if you can’t bed the DOG ha ha ha… GOOD LUCK

  13. This message is not to the passionate veiwers (from what I read on this site) but to the show…. Why is HotDogs now calling himself by his given names and why the hell is that dumb fake blonde co hosting????
    The only thing that makes a crap show like this work is HotDogs being himself!!! Get rid of Chrissie and let Hotdogs go back to turning a really shit late night show into some form of entertainment like only he can………… Go Hotdogs!!!!

  14. When I thought this show couldn’t get anymore anoying it has some no named blonde girl who is SO ANNOYING, STOP TALKING!!! I swear if she says AWWWW You didnt make it… AWWWW …AWWW… HOW CAN NETWORK 10 KEEP THIS???

    Then we got Channel 9 and 7 competing.

    Channel 10 = Hotdogs and latest rape victim
    Channel 9 = Some Mike Goldman wannabee (tonight anyway)
    Channel 7= Some nervous hot chick

  15. i cant belive it came to wh-ner for the six letter word for $1500 by the way for anyone who was interested there were 77, 6 letter words that i found that ended in ner ie the game was —NER

  16. Hey i live in WA is there really 2 rip off game shows on channel 9 and 7 airing in the eastern states? and it looks like they fired chrissie who was getting really really annoying it was funny to see how hotdogs took the piss out of her on the whole show

  17. as much as i think the show is crap i have to admit that the standard is way up ther compared to midnight zoo and quizamania on 7 and 9 mand i watched those two shows and they are just so boring you want to wet your pants the add breaks were more interesting than the show i think its just because they have limited experience but man the uplate gameshow rules compared to them and ps chanel ten dont bring back big brother again and piss off idol to cause no one i know likes it

  18. WOT THE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just randomly turned on the tv and seen that hotdogs is still on. That show is a waste of time. All they do is talk shit. Wot is it with hotdogs?????????????????????????. Obviously they gave him this role cause no other aussie was desperate enough to take the job. LAME!!!!

  19. Please get rid of that woman .. shes enough to turn the tv off.. oh yeh thats why the computers on .. tv is off i cant listen to her voice one more min talking drivel

  20. so gay man i wanted that 2k but they didnt ring me back even after i got the good message that says “wait by the phone” so sad, so sad

  21. GUESS WHOS BACK, BACK AGAIN! SIMONS BACL TELL A FRIEND. GUESS WHOS BACK GUESS WHOS BACK GUESS WHOS BACK, BACK AGAIN. SIMONS BACK SIMONS BACK SIMONS BACK, TELL A FRIEND!

  22. As of the past few days, I have been watching this show and have actually been enjoying it to an extent. I never watched the show until a few nights ago, so I don’t know how much quality it has held in the past. However, judging from what I have seen over the past few nights, I really don’t understand why most people here think it is such an awful show. I actually think it is a very appropriate show to put in the timeslot it resides in. I do agree that the hosts have a tendency to repeat themselves consistently but that is what they have been paid to do. This show is far from the worst on TV-it doesn’t even come close. Simon is ok but I actually think Rob, who I have worked out by these previous posts is new to the show, is better. He is much more entertaining and likable than Simon. I have watched Big Brother very few times and as a result am surprised that I have been so entertained by a show that uses two former contestants as hosts. Both of them can be a little, if not very cheesy at times but I suppose that sort of thing is hard to avoid when you have very little to discuss and host a show thats main purpose is to serve as a game that gives the general populace the opportunity to win large amounts of cash.

  23. shut the f**k up every1… i think hotfogs is a great presenter… lets see you up at 1:00 in the morning presenting a show… u wouldnt know what 2 do.. so dont say anything bout hotdogs.. if ya h8 the show. dont watch it.. easyyy… anyways.. hotdogs im ur biggest fan.. i stay up every night in the holidays 2 watch ur shows.. bye man

  24. Shut up hotdog…give Rob a voice, you keep interupting everything he is trying to say and i’m not watching to listen to you!!!

  25. So yea dogs was good on BB but since that he is lacking in the humour dept but thats ok i like 2 watch it never won of course but who gives a s**t. it is betta 2 watch him rather than chew your arm off everytime you roll over!

    dogs your oki

    pretty hot 2 ;)

  26. i love the uplate game show i am only a 13 year girl and when i cant sleep at night i just watch that i love playing the games i think hotdogs rock my brother even has the same hairstyle as him and i like rob 2 he is really cool

  27. Well since my posting back in January, this show STILL is on the air… not for long it seems after the recent false call scandals. Will we ever see the return of enjoyable TV?

  28. The Up-late gameshow is awesome. Its a million time better than Midnight Zoo or Quizmania. Hotdogs, Chrissie and Rob are the coolest!

  29. fuzzy u rox it is awwsome its way bettah than midnight zoo chrissi hot dogs and rob r da best hosts eva

  30. Thanx Rose! Its a shame that i cant watch it on tv, due to the fact i’m from SA. But im always on the net watching it.

  31. dont talk about how bad hotdogs is, u try hosting the show, bet you’d stuff up 2. he is funny he just has awkward moments but dont we ALL at that time of the night. cut him some slack. i think he rox.

  32. i like him and i’m going to ask him to be my partner next year for my formal which is the worst idea i’ve ever had but i am going and what about last night when they cut off his rats tail that was really not fair i really like that rats tail!!! lol!

  33. Hotdog is a pathetic shouting fruit market seller pretending, or even worse, believing to be a cool TV presenter.

    What a huge difference compare to funny man Mike Goldman.

    Hotdog talks, act and interact like a stupid. No substance or fake substance. His jokes and personal stories are as interesting as his 80’s mohican hair cut.

    He does not allow other co-presenters to have their space and constantly shout over them in order to fulfill his miserable egocentric personality. He thinks to be the coolest and first of the rank of all presenters in the show where he is just the most annoying.

    People that call and spend 55c to participate in this stupid game with stupid questions fall in the shouting fruit market seller’s trap and are as stupid / sad as those people that waste money in Pokey Machines.

    Most of the questions are so stupid that even a 5 years old child could answer. The more stupid the questions are the more stupid people call to earn a couple of hundred dollars.

    The Uplate Game Show is a trashy trap and hotdog is the worst TV host I have ever seen.

  34. Wow whatever u say about the guy… he ceratainly gets a reaction… Perfect for tv or radio. People that love him watch him and people that hate him watch him.

    Me and my girlfriend ran into him on the weekend and to my suprise all that bullshit you see on tv is not him at all. He was very down to earth.

    Go Dogs!!! To the newly converted

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