Today while joking around with my work colleagues, I mentioned what I thought was a well known phenomenon known as the poo fairies. I was taken aback when they burst out in laughter and asked me what it was all about.
A formal definition for the uninitiated:
Poo fairy (n):
The little fairy that enters your room at night, while you are sleeping and takes a shit in your mouth. This then causes you to wake up with what is commonly referred to as poo breath.
“Gee, I think the poo fairies visited me last night.”
“My breath smells like poo fairies have had a party in my mouth.”
Now that you have the official definition, it is your mission to spread to good word of the poo fairies as far and wide as possible!