Hugo loves playing with things, it nearly doesn’t matter what it is – he’ll find a way to play with it. One of his favourite things to play with is our shoes, they could be thongs, flip flops, jesus sandals or running shoes – they are all fascinating when you’re about 18 months old.
Normally Hugo picks up said pair of shoes and will carry them around the house, putting them in their rightful place – which is of course not necessarily where Claire or I might want them. However this time around, Hugo decided it was a perfect opportunity to put his feet into my running shoes.
Of course, once you’ve got your little feet into a new pair of shoes – the logical thing to do is go for a walk. Unfortunately on this particular attempt, Hugo didn’t manage to walk very far with my shoes on but he did give it a red hot go. Next time he decides to go for a casual stroll in my running shoes, I’ll try and get a little video of it!
This evening just before Hugo went to bed, he was walking around the coffee table, fell over and knocked his head on it.
Normally when that happens, he has a bit of a cry and he is good as gold in a few minutes. This time around, he must have bumped his mouth and he had blood everywhere. Simply because of the fright that it would have given him and the unpleasant taste of blood, I was expecting him to be quite distressed.
Amazingly, it didn’t seem to worry him though. Within a minute or two of doing it, he was calm, still bleeding, but calm. I got a wet washer to clean him up but he was just happy to suck and chew on it for a minute. Once he’d finished, we cleaned up the remaining blood on his face and he was happy again.
For the last few months, Mantra Group have been involved in a court case against a number of different businesses and individuals which revolved around trade mark infringement and breaches of the Trade Practices Act by off site letting agents – specifically those relating to Circle on Cavill.
Due to my familiarity with what was going on, I was asked if I would be willing to provide an affidavit for the court case – which I was more than happy to do. That also meant that it was possible that I might be needed when the trial date arrived, however at the time of submitting the affidavit – that wasn’t really on my radar.
A few days before the court case was to go before the Federal Court judge in Brisbane, I was notified that I would in fact be needed during the case as a witness and would be cross examined by the party Mantra Group were up against. I’m not the sort of person that tends to get too nervous but as soon as I found out, I had butterflies in my stomach and was excited and scared by the proposition of giving evidence in a court case of this magnitude.
I arrived in Brisbane much earlier than I needed to, not that it was my intention – I simply allowed enough time in case I got hit by poor traffic from the Gold Coast to Brisbane. Just in case, I took along Always Be Testing to pass the time – turned out to be a good decision. By about 9:30AM all of the official parties started to arrive and there was lots of preparation happening within the court room – making sure the literal volumes of evidence were in order and accounted for. Legal teams have bookcases on wheels to move all of their evidence and paper work around, which they appear to prefer over builders wheelbarrow – though they carry considerably less. The first session went from around 10:00AM until 1:00PM, at which point we broke for lunch and returned just after 2:00PM. Our barrister finished off his opening statement (4.5 hours, not a bad effort) and then the opposition questioned our witness list in about an hour and the judge called it a day. I was expecting the questioning to be quite lengthy and rigorous, attempting to disarm or discredit the evidence we had submitted against them but that didn’t appear to be their strategy on that particular day.
There were a number of things that I thought were quite interesting about the whole experience:
The Federal Court building in Brisbane is very nice
Apparently silence or near enough to it is a virtue, you could hear a pin drop most of the time even outside of the court room
Barristers and other legal staff bow when entering and leaving the court room
You can now give an oath or an affirmation to swear that you’re telling the truth. An oath can be performed over a Catholic bible, Qur’an and many others.
Not knowing the line of questioning from a barrister is unsettling.
Knowing the line of questioning can be unsettling as well, as you wonder why they might pursue that line of questioning in the first place and what they hope to achieve out of it further down the road.
Court reporters can apparently hear nearly everything that happens within the court room, regardless of how softly it might be spoken. While they can record the conversation taking place are break neck pace, you still need to slow down slightly to allow them to take it down accurately.
Instead of a barrister referring to other barristers as Mr Smith or Smith, they are referred to as ‘my learned friend’
There are a lot of terms for various elements of a court case, evidence and processes. Due to their respective significance, barristers always use the correct name for each element to avoid confusion. However, it makes their speech patterns very different from everyday life.
Barristers need to stand before addressing the court. When there is a lot of to-ing and fro-ing between each party and the judge, watching the barristers stand and sit is humorous.
Only the barristers are permitted to address the court, other legal staff are not – regardless of how qualified they might be. I think even if the judge requires clarification, that will go from the other legal staff to the barrister to relay to the judge
Barristers cannot provide documents to the judge directly, they must go through a court assistant and subsequently through an assistant for the judge.
I think an assistant for a judge might be the most qualified personal assistant on the planet, having at least a legal degree under their belt.
The pace of a court case can vary dramatically, from watching paint dry boring to short, sharp and quite snappy.
Respect for one another and courtesy appear to be a requirement and highly regarded
Judges appear to be very patient people
The whole experience has been a real eye opener for what is involved in a court case and doing a great job. While I think everyone appreciates what legal teams generally need to do – the effort they expend attempting to be as thorough and complete as possible is quite remarkable. Aspects of this case, which I was involved in were related to internet marketing. A colleague at Mantra Group and I were concerned we weren’t going to be able to adequately explain the intricacies of it to the legal folk, as it is a specialist field and quite in depth, such that they could explain it to a judge. Despite that, the ability for our senior counsel to comprehend what was going on and apply it to a different circumstance was quite impressive, especially given it isn’t something they deal in regularly or at all.
Now we just need to wait for the judge to deliver his ruling, pretty exciting!
For quite some time, Hugo has had a little red wagon sitting in the doorway of his bedroom just begging to be played with. Claire and I have pulled it out a few times to show Hugo, however despite our best efforts – he was never really interested in playing with it.
Since Hugo started walking, lots of different objects around the house have suddenly become more interesting. For instance, he now loves to drag the rubber non-slip mat out of the bath, carry around a pair of Claire’s red thongs and more importantly, tow his little red wagon around as well: